The word “purr” looks like how it sounds.

I need coffee.

 

"...if I told ya once, I've told you a hundred times, Illysette - you'd get more attention if ya showed your boobs."

"Yeah, right. Deegenerate and Cherrypop kinda cornered that market. Have you seen them!?"

"Not in the last 43 seconds or so. Hold that thought."

Gonna be a great Sunday!

 

Resting friendly face is a curse.

 

6 day old daughter in the er wonder what's wrong with her

 

I can’t read all these alerts. I give.

 

Still unbelievable what I learned of today.

 

Walmart delivery on my porch box opened retaped closed. Inside the box of 24 cans cat food opened, one can missing...but no problem they replaced it with a different can bigger but cheaper. Since they never deliver my stuff to my house, I wonder who got it this time.

 

When will the right women be born to run the damn World ? You can make the richest man spend all his money and never work a day In your life just for the body you have and yet not one women can get all these stupid men that are heads of country’s to stop trying to kill ya all and steal all the money from tax payers and feed the pore.
But we can live in a 100 million dollar home use one bedroom and have 25 more rooms yet we have homeless! Lady’s you need to tighten up and get a grip on this , PUSSY rules the world ! Use it to change mankind not Gucci bags and fake titties . Shit !

 

Pardon?

 

When I was a kid men ran everything. Never saw a lady cop, attorney, doctor, judge, they were school teachers, and nurses, and worked in diners.

 

And built airplanes and tanks and trucks and ships and stuff.
Rosie the Riveter, member?

 

Gilbert Gottfried would've made a perfect Moe the bartender in a live action Simpsons. Ditto with Chris Farley as Barney the drunk.

 

Your first birthday is actually your second one.... The first one happened the day you were born.

 

I don’t give a fuck who you are. You are not in charge of me. I’d rather be set on fire than controlled like a puppet.

 

I keep scrolling and reading all the threads but don’t feel like posting anywhere. Except here, apparently.

 

How come she missed the scarecrow the most?

 

Thinking about booking my trip back to New Zealand, now I can’t sleep

 

Alright. Who's the prick that made the @Truthful2 profile? That is funny as hell!!!

 

What kind of dumbass goes to the Hollywood Bowl (that Chappelle attack) with a real knife hidden inside a non-working replica gun? Aside from how it got past the installed metal detectors, that's a stupid hiding place - bring a big salami and hide it in there (I know the Hwd Bowl very well - a lot of people bring food).